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Christmas Laughter

What do you call an out-of-breath Father Christmas?
Why doesn't Santa use an umbrella?
What's long, furry and covered in snow?
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
How do you make a tissue dance?
Where did Sir Lancelot study?
What will they do if the Forth Bridge collapses?
What question can you never answer YES to?
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
How do you start a polar-bear race?
Where are the Andes?
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
How long does it take to burn a candle down?
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
What goes 'Ho! Ho! Ho! Thump!'?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?
Why don't reindeer like penguins?
What Christmas carol is popular in the desert?
Why can only tiny fairies sit under toadstools?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday ?
How does Santa take his photos?
How does Father Christmas climb up a chimney?
What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof?
What kind of bird can write?
What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas and a Happy new Year