
Team mates with Jay Hart
AUTHOR: JAMES BURCH
One of the sides biggest characters, forward Jay Hart gave us an insight into the dressing room at Clitheroe. He was the next player at the club to take part in an entertaining ‘Team-Mates’ interview. Read what he had to say here!
QUICKEST
1. This is between Danny Morton and Cory Bent. I'd say Danny over a longer distance, once he sets off there's no stopping him.
SLOWEST
2. I'm going to say Simon Garner, he either wears heavy boots or he's showing his age. I would have said Palffy but he's a keeper so I'll let him off with that.
MOST SKILFUL
3. I’ve got to say Danny Wilkins, he's got very quick feet.
BIGGEST JOKER
4. I have to say Ajet, I never stop laughing at that guy. He comes out with some funny stuff.
FUTURE MANAGER
5. David Lynch for me, he's a true leader on and off the pitch and his winning mentality is second to none.
MR.CLITHEROE
6. Mr. Clitheroe is easy, it’s the media man James Burch. He’s always doing stuff for the website and it's clear to see how much he has fallen in love with the club.
BEST DRESSED
7. I couldn't say really, most of the lads are pretty sharp with their dress sense.
WORST DRESSED
8. Easily Ajet again. He told us he hasn't changed his wardrobe since 1990!
MOST INTELLIGENT
9. It has to be Seydou Bamba, he's a school teacher. He must be clever to do that as a job, even though he doesn't look too clever.
LEAST INTELLIGENT
10. Sefton Gonzales. This guy cracks me up with some of the stuff he comes out with. He's a few fries short of a happy meal that lad. He’s great for keeping team morale up though.
LONGEST IN THE SHOWER
11. It was Andrew Dawber because he had more to wash but as he's not with us anymore, I'd have to say Sefton again. Just look at his head and you'll know why.
BIGGEST MOANER
12. Lynchy! Oh my god this guy can moan. Even before the game has started he's up in your face. As soon as you make a mistake in the game you can guarantee he’s going to be on your case. It's a good thing though, it proves how much he wants to win and he gets the lads going.
FUTURE PRO
13. Cory Bent has a good chance. He's young and is very talented so he has a good chance if he carries on applying himself.
BEST INITIATION
14. I’ve only seen one initiation and it was former player Carl Mercer’s rendition of twinkle twinkle little star. I think the lads need to make new players do initiations because that one was hilarious!